PSEUDO FORCE

Where’s Mr. INERTIAL FRAME ??
Worries NEWTON’S LAWS!
“Dress me O Man”, screams she

What to add, O ‘SIR’?

“Don’t add on her, ‘deduct’ her!”

Oops! What the hell in the heaven!
Helpless, yes, she is;
What HE says is done
‘Let there be a FORCE’ and there it was
‘PSEUDO FORCE!’
‘Subtracted?’
There she is!

Smiles SIR,” Thee hath now ‘Completeness’ ”

“Mr. ‘Theta’ tilts her, O lord!”

“Worry nay son,
Or, invite ‘TENSION’
Or, Mr. Gravity ‘on his way’ rectifies her”

Colorful PROFESSOR of WOOLSTHROPE, staging all the drama
In ‘COLLABORATION’!
Sexing Newton’s laws and Pseudo Force!